Charlie Adams, Gareth Hale & Norman Pace
"Dr Watson" (1985)
Included in: Falsies: Forged Diaries of the Famous (Charlie
Adams, Gareth Hale & Norman Pace)
Story Type: Parody
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson
Other Characters: Churchwarden; Scrote; His Lordship
Date: 8th July
Locations: 221B, Baker Street; The Hillman Hunter Estate
Story: After some banter about the churchwarden's pipe and
Holmes's violin, he and Watson travel to the Hillman Hunter estate
and after some banter with the butler and his lordship, Holmes
shoots the murderer with a comedy gun and they return home for some
more banter.
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A.E.P.
"The End of Sherlock Holmes" (1927)
Included in: The Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes (Ellery
Queen)
Story Type: Parody
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson;
Martha
Date: 1903-1905
Story: Watson visits a married Holmes, who is having
enormous difficulty coping with his three year old son, also named
Sherlock, who has inherited his father's talent for
detection.
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Steven-Elliot Altman
"A Case of Blood Royal" (2003)
Included in: Shadows Over Baker Street (Michael Reaves &
John Pelan)
Story Type: Fantasy Pastiche narrated by H.G. Wells
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Fictional Characters: The Shoggoth
Historical Characters: H.G. Wells; Queen Emma of Waldeck
Pyrmont; Princess Wilhelmina; King Willem III; Elisabeth Cookson; (Prince Nicolaas; Prince Alexander)
Other Characters: Turkish Baths Valet; Wells's Coachman;
Captain of the Dordrecht; Elderly Couple; Dutch Soldiers;
Jan Gent; Passersby; Girl; Palace Guards; Lady-in-Waiting; Palace
Servants; Sanatorium Attendant; Sarah Cookson; Guardsmen
Date: February, 1888
Locations: 33, Northumberland; 221B, Baker Street; The Dordrecht; Holland; Rotterdam; Noordeinde Palace; A Coach;
Leiden; Public Sanatorium; The Veluwe
Story: Holmes recruits Wells to assist in investigating a
purported poltergeist attack on a member of the Dutch Royal Family.
The young princess, Wilhelmina, has been seeing a young girl around
the palace. After the first appearance, she was found with blood on
her neck, but no wounds. Holmes finds a copy of the Necronomicon hidden in the library, and Wells dreams of the
Dark Ones. Visiting the courtesan, Cookson, in Leiden sanatorium,
they find a picture of the girl in her locket. They identify her as
Sarah, her daughter, and Gent arrests her. Later that day Wells is
visited by the girl, and realises that she is some kind of
creature. Returning to Leiden, they learn of the creature's origins
and set out to track and destroy it.
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Victor G. Ambrus
"Humpty Dumpty: Did He Fall or Was He Pushed?"
(1981)
Included in: Dracula's Bedtime Storybook (Victor G.
Ambrus)
Story Type: Children's Comic Picture Story
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson
Fictional Characters: Humpty Dumpty; All the King's Horses;
Old Mother Hubbard & Her Dog; Little Miss Muffet & Her
Spider; The Grand Old Duke of York & His Men; Simple Simon; The
Owl and the Pussycat; Jack; Cock Robin; The Old Woman Who Lived In
A Shoe & Her Children; Little Jack Horner; Hansel & Gretel,
and the Witch; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs; Jack The Giant
Killer; The Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon; The Queen of Hearts;
Dracula
Story: Holmes interviews a number of fairy tale and nursery
rhyme characters to discover the truth about Humpty's fall.
Eventually jammy fingerprints lead him to the killer.
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Kingsley Amis
"The Darkwater Hall Mystery" (1978)
Included in: Collected Short Stories (Kingsley Amis)
Story Type: Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Dr. Watson; Sherlock Holmes; Mrs.
Hudson
Other Characters: Lady Emily Fairfax; Sir Harry Fairfax;
Black Ralph; Carlos; Miles Fairfax; Captain Jack Bradshaw;
Dolores
Date: Closing days of July, 1885
Locations: 221B, Baker Street; Darkwater Hall, Wiltshire; (Hurlstone)
Story: With Holmes, a victim of depression, sent off to
stay with Reginald Musgrave, Watson is alone at Baker Street when
Lady Fairfax arrives. She tells Watson that her husband, Sir
Harry's life is in danger from a poacher named Black Ralph. Watson
suggests she consult Lestrade or one of Holmes' rival
investigators, but she persuades him to investigate for her. He
travels to Darkwater Hall where he meets Sir Harry's
twenty-minute-younger twin brother, Miles, and Captain Bradshaw who
is clearly in love with Lady Emily. Black Jack is seen at the
window, and a rifle discovered missing from the armoury. The
following day, Sir Harry is shot at during a shooting party. Watson
brings the investigation to its conclusion.
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Isaac Anderson
"The Great Security Bank Mystery" (1902)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: Showman Hoyle
Other Characters: Watchman; Bank President; Cashier; Police
Sergeant; Patrolmen
Locations: The Security National Bank
Story: The Watchman awakes to find the bank has been
robbed. He calls the bank president, and the great detective
Showman Hoyle is called in, deduces that their has been a robbery,
and sets the police on the trail of the suspect.
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K.J. Anderson
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
(from a screenplay by James Dale Robinson, based on the graphic
novel by Alan Moore & Kevin O'Neill)
Story Type: Fantasy Adventure
Canonical Characters: Professor Moriarty; (Sherlock
Holmes)
Fictional Characters: The Phantom of the Opera {The
Fantom}; Allan Quatermain; Captain Nemo; Ishmael; Dorian Gray;
Edward Hyde; Henry Jekyll; ('M')
Other Characters: Bartholomew Dunning; Bartholomew's
Sisters; Constable Dunning; Policemen; Bank Soldiers; Fantom's
Henchmen; Lieutenant Dante; German Guard; Karl Draper; Factory
Prisoners; German Soldiers; Kenyan Hawkers; Sanderson Reed; Wagon
Driver; Britannia Club Members; Valet; Bruce; Nigel; Assassins;
Elderly Hunter; Hansom Driver; Rodney Skinner; Nemo's Crew; Herr
Muller; Eva Draper; Gondolier; Carnival Crowds; Guards; British
Representative; German Ambassador; French Leader; Russian Diplomat;
Italian Diplomat; Spanish Ambassador; Portuguese Ambassador; Patel;
Lady Recordist; Mongolian Guards; Kidnapped Scientists; Mongolian
Workers; Foreman; Scientists' Families; M's Valet; British &
American Soldiers; Campion Bond; Aide
Date: 1899
Locations: London; Moorgate Passage; Tabard Row;
Threadneedle Street; Bank of England; Germany; Hamburg; Valkyrie
Zeppelin Works; Kenya; Nairobi; The Britannia Club; Tottenham Court
Road; The Albion Museum; Tiger Bay; France; Paris; Rue Morgue; The Nautilus; The Mediterranean Sea; Italy; Venice; Mongolia;
The Amur River
Story: The Bank of England is robbed by the Fantom and Da
Vinci's plans of Venice stolen. A German Zeppelin factory is
destroyed and an engineer kidnapped. The two countries blame each
other & war seems imminent. M sends Reed to recruit Quatermain
to lead a team to stop the Fantom's planned attack on a peace
conference in Venice. He is joined by Nemo, the invisible Skinner
(who stole Griffin's formula), and Mina. They are attacked by the
Fantom's men when they go to recruit Gray, and are aided in the
fight by American agent Sawyer. In Paris they capture Hyde, who is
also essential to the mission. As they attempt to prevent the
destruction of Venice, it becomes clear that there is a traitor in
their midst, and the Nautilus is almost destroyed. They
realise that the Fantom has taken a sample of that which gives each
of them their special qualities, and is planning to create super
warriors, alongside his advanced battle machinery. They follow him
to his lair in Mongolia - where it is revealed that he is really
Moriarty - and endeavour to foil his plans.
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Poul Anderson
"Eve Times Four" (1960)
Included in: Time and Stars (Poul Anderson)
Story Type: Homage / Science-Fiction
Characters: Arsang XXXIII; Teresina Fabricant; John Jacob
Newhouse; Hedwig Trumbull; First Mate Lefkowitz; Captain
Ironsmiter; Marie Quesnay; Mr. Fred; Kamala Chatterji; Sir John
Baskerville; (Mr. Manfred)
Locations: A spaceship; a lifeboat; an unknown planet; the
planet Holmes; the town Irene
Story: En route from Earth to Xenophon, a spaceship meets
trouble while in the vicinity of the double planet Holmes-Watson. A
lifeboat from the ship, its navigation charts missing, is forced to
land on an unknown planet. Faced with no hope of rescue, third mate
Newhouse suggests that they must start a colony and begin to
poulate this new world, citing a law that planetary castaways must
have children, and that former marriages are annulled. The women of
the party are not so enthusiastic about this. Rescue eventually
comes in the shape of Sir John Baskerville, legal officer of Irene,
the only town on the planet Holmes.
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"The Martian Crown Jewels" (1958)
Included in: The Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes (Sebastian
Wolfe)
Story Type: Homage / Science Fiction
Detective: Syaloch
Other Characters: Yamagata; Steinmann; Ramanowitz; Chuck
Hollyday; Inspector Gregg; Constables; Ground Crew; Ybarra; Cabinet
Minister; (John Carter)
Locations: Phobos; Mars; Sabaeus; The Street of Those Who
Prepare Nourishment in Ovens; The Jane Brackney
Story: An unmanned spaceship containing the Martian Crown
Jewels is brought in to land on Phobos. When it is opened the
jewels are missing. Inspector Gregg consults Syaloch, the Martian
detective, "a seven-foot biped of vaguely storklike appearance.
Syaloch travels to Phobos and examines the ship. He learns that the
technician, Carter, who loaded the ship on Earth Station was
searched when he left it, and that the entire spaceport was
searched after the discovery of the theft, also that two of the
control crew on Phobos had been working on Earth when the ship was
loaded. Carter has since returned to Earth. Syaloch takes
particular interest in the radioactive gunk used to seal the ships,
then announces that the case is solved.
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"The Queen of Air and Darkness" (1971)
Included in: The Queen of Air and Darkness and Other Stories
(Poul Anderson)
Story Type: Homage / Science Fiction
Detective: Eric Sherrinford
Other Characters: Mistherd; Shadow-of-a-Dream; Ayoch; The
Queen of Air & Darkness; Barbro Engdahl Cullen; Jimmy Cullen;
Chief Constable Dawson; Nagrim the Nicor; Morgarel the Wraith;
William Irons; Irons' Wife & Children; Sambo; Tim Cullen
Locations: The Northlands; Wolund's Barrow; Cloudmoor; The
Planet Beowulf; Christmas Landing; Sherrinford's office; The Planet
Roland; Portolondon; Irons' Home
Story: Ayoch has stolen a human child, he brings it to the
Queen. Barbro Cullen hires Eric Sherrinford, who claims collateral
descent from one of the first private enquiry agents on Earth, to
find Jimmy, her missing son, who has been taken from an
archaeological dig on the planet Roland. Sherrinford journeys to
Roland with her to search for the child, which he believes has been
stolen by the Outlings. At dinner at the home of William Irons,
Irons's son sings a song telling of the Queen of Air &
Darkness. Barbro & Sherrinford venture out into the forbidden
country, where the changeling boy, Mistherd, leads Sherrinford to
the Queen, and Barbro is led by Jimmy to visions of her horse,
Sambo, and husband, Tim.
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"Time Patrol " (1955)
Included in: Guardians of Time (Poul Anderson)
Story Type: Homage / Science Fiction
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson
Historical Characters: (Hengist)
Other Characters: Mr. Gordon; Manse Everard; Gordon's
Assistant; Patrol Recruits; Charles Whitcomb; Dard Kelm; Spaceship
Pilot Trainer; London Watchman; J. Mainwethering; Clerk; London
Crowds; Constable; Scotland Yard Inspector; Saxon Villagers;
Wulfnoth; Wulfnoth's Family; Saxon Boy; Guards; Canterbury Crowds;
Inn Customers; Stane's Guards; Stane / Rozher Schtein; Eadgar;
Concubine; Mainwethering's Guards; Mrs. Enderby; Mary Nelson; Two
Time Patrol Men; Danellian; (Lord Wyndham; James Rotherhithe;
Ing Empire Merchant)
Date: 1954 / The Ogligocene Period / June, 1894 / 1947 / AD
464 / AD 461 / November 17th, 1944
Locations: New York; Time Patrol Academy; New York Public
Library; London; Warehouse; Dalhousie & Roberts Import House; A
Hansom Cab; Addleton; The Wyndham Estate; Jutish Thorp; Canterbury;
An Inn; Stane's House; Streatham; Everard's House; Mary's House;
Piccadilly Circus
Story: Everard's job application results in his having to
take a barrage of psychological tests, which lead to him becoming a
member of the Time Patrol. At the Patrol's Academy he meets other
recruits from many different time periods, and learns that the
Patrol has been set up to police the lanes of time travel. Back in
his own time Everard reads a reference to the Addleton tragedy and
the ancient British barrow (see GOLD). Further research revealed
that the archaeologist, Lord Wyndham, died after opening a case of
ingots of unknown metal in the barrow, and his assistant,
Rotherhithe was arrested for his murder. His family hired a
"well-known private detective", who proved Rotherhithe's innocence.
Suspecting the presence of radioactive material, suggesting mis-use
of the time lanes, Everard travels back to 1894 to investigate with
his companion, Whitcomb. A visit to Addleton, where he encounters
the detective, his assistant and a Scotland Yard man at the barrow,
confirms his suspicions. They travel back to Jutish Kent when the
casket was placed inside the barrow. There they learn of the wizard
Stane who was buried in the barrow. They journey back again to
confront Stane in Canterbury. After they have control of Stane's
time machine, Whitcomb attempts to save his fiancée, killed during
the Blitz. Everard has to make a choice between his friend and the
laws of time.
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Poul Anderson & Gordon R. Dickson
"The Adventure of the Misplaced Hound" (1953)
Included in: Earthman's Burden (Poul Anderson & Gordon R.
Dickson); Sherlock Holmes Through Time & Space (Isaac Asimov,
Martin Harry Greenberg & Charles G. Waugh)
Story Type: Parody / Science Fiction
Canonical Characters: (Sherlock Holmes; Lestrade; Mrs.
Hudson; Sir Henry Baskerville; The Hound of the
Baskervilles)
Other Characters: Whitcomb Geoffrey; Alexander Jones; Rajat
Singh; a Hoka bobby; landlord; Farmer Toowey; a ppussjan
Locations: The planet Toka: Jones's office; Devonshire,
England; London; 211-B, Baker Street; Dartmoor; St.
Vitus-Where-He-Danced; The George & Dragon Inn; Baskerville
Hall; Grimpen Mire
Story: Whitcomb Geoffrey is investigating an interstellar
dope smuggling ring operated by the ppussjans. His investigation
brings him to the planet Toka, inhabited by small teddy-bear-like
Hokas, creatures who have adopted their characters &
civilisation from Victorian literature. Geoffrey & Jones
journey to the Hoka version of London, where they meet a Hoka
version of Lestrade, who takes him to see a Hoka Holmes, who
insists on referring to Geoffrey as Gregson, and Jones as Watson.
The group journey to Dartmoor in search of the renegade ppussjan,
where they are told of the fate of Sir Henry Baskerville, swallowed
whole by an enormous hound. They suspect there may be a connection
between the hound affair and the ppussjan, and their investigations
lead them to a confrontation at Grimpen Mire.
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Val Andrews
Sherlock Holmes and the Houdini Birthright
(1995)
Story Type: Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson; Holmes's
Sussex Housekeeper; Baker Street Irregulars; (Inspector
Lestrade; Watson's Brother)
Fictional Characters: (Dr Locke)
Historical Characters: Harry Houdini; Arthur Conan Doyle;
Jean Leckie; Bess Houdini; Daisy White; Theodore "Dash" Weiss /
Hardeen; Bernard Ernst; Bess's Guets; Joseph Dunninger; John
Mulholland; Milbourne Christopher; Burton L. King; Jim Collins; Jim
Vickery; (Greenhough Smith; Cecelia Weiss; Kingsley Doyle;
General Gordon; Will Goldston; William Ellsworth Robinson / Chung
Ling Soo; Whitehead; Dr Kennedy; Detroit Surgeons; Arnold De Biere;
Horace Goldin; The Great Cirnoc; Kleppini; Dr A.M. Wilson; Clinton
Burgess; Al Jennings; Jesse James; Bob Ford; Walter B. Gibson;
Kaiserin Josephine; Ehrich Weiss; Gladys Weiss; Prince Erich; David
Hammel; Al Capone; Dr Leo Dretzka; Dr George L. LeFevre; Welsh
Brothers Clowns; Welsh)
Other Characters: Houdini's Chauffeur; Blandford Hall
Ticket Woman; Professor Bernard; Bernard's Audience; Mary Fraser;
Godfrey Sheridon; Miss Smith; Kate Courtney-Smythe; Embankment
Constable; Woman; Richard Hawke; Dr Robert Blackthorne; Marina
Blackthorne; Mrs Morgan; Ritz Waiter; Movie Director; Actors;
Technicians; Scene Shifters; Brownstone Bellboy; Capone's
Collector; Appleton Registrar's Assistant; Burlesque Dancers; Grand
Central Crowds; Grand Central Waitress; Hungarian Agents; Budapest
Jewish Quarter Residents; Registry Assistant; Georges Zoltan;
Zoltan's Accomplice; Captain Maroc; Countrysiders; Maroc's
Companions; Contessa Irena; Taxi Driver; Hotel Clerk; Budapest
Police Sergeant; Constables; Paris Street Artists; Artist's
Audience; Boston Matron; Photographer; The Manhattan Deerstalkers;
Brownstone Desk Clerk; Zookeeper; Joe Casey; Reverend Joshua
Bridger; (Chinese Mandarin; Grimes; Major George Armitage;
Armitage's Lover; Wallace; Chimney Sweep's Boy; Charlie; Artisan;
Doc Brady; Montreal Princess Theatre Manager; Detroit Garrick
Theatre Manager; Detroit Nurse; Medical Team; Elmer; Cockney; Cop;
Guy in Golfing Knickers; Chief Eagle Hawk; Atlantic City
Jeweller)
Date: Summer, 1922 / November, 1926 / Midsummer, 1927
Locations: Watson's Finchley Practice; Sussex; Fowlhaven;
Charing Cross Hotel; Blandford Hall; The Polytechnic; British
Museum; Fleet Street; The Embankment; Piccadilly; The Ritz; New
York; Brownstone Hotel; 67 Payson Avenue; Movie Studio; Houdini's
Storehouse; Little Italy; Italian Restaurant; Train; Chicago;
Appleton, Wisconsin; Registrar's Office; Burlesque Theatre; Grand
Central Station; Refreshment Room; Hungarian Embassy; Hungary;
Budapest; 12, Sip Street; Hotel; Castle; City Centre Hotel; Police
Headquarters; France; Paris; Cafe; Aboard the Burgundy; New
York Steamship Office; Central Park Zoo; Joe's Diner; Algonquin
Hotel
Story: Houdini calls on Watson and asks to be taken to
Holmes's Sussex cottage to ask him to help judge the veracity of a
spirit written message from his mother channelled through Lady
Jean. He also tells Holmes of Marina Blackthorne, a medium he is
trying to prove to Doyle is a fake. Holmes attends a seance in
disguise, while Watson, banished from the hotel, saves a young
woman from suicide. Holmes arranges for an announcement of his own
death to be printed in order to prove his case. In 1926, Watson
reads of Houdini's death. The following year, Holmes arrives at
Watson's door, and invites him to a meeting with Bess Houdini at
the Ritz. She believes Houdini was murdered, and asks Holmes to
travel to New York to investigate. From Houdini's brother, Holmes
hears of a Hungarian assistant, Zoltan, who worked for Houdini for
a short time just before his death. From his lawyer and friends he
hears a list of people who had grudges against Houdini. A sealed
box, left by Houdini, leads them to Walter B. Gibson, and suggests
links with a Magyar Nationalist society. Watson travels to
Wisconsin, to look into Houdini's birth, while Holmes travels to
Montreal, to learn more about the punch that killed him. The Trail
takes them to Hungary, where, after being imprisoned in a Siberian
lorry, and later a castle dungeon, they learn the truth about
Houdini's parentage and his last great escape. Before reporting to
Bess in New York, they stop off in Paris, attend a Sherlockian
gathering, and accompany the Doyles to another seance.
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Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Seven (2001)
Story Type: Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson; Mrs.
Hudson; Billy; Inspector Lestrade
Other Characters: Septimus Culthorpe (Brother Prior);
Brother Pisces (Godfrey Carrington); Shopkeeper; Campion (Brother
Shepherd); Brother Reaper (Brother Orchard); Brother Carp; Brother
Abacus; Brother Chef; Brother Orchard; Ghostly Army; Village Boy;
Izaak Tapforth; Village Constable; Carrington's relatives; Judge
Burroughs; Peddlers; Crowd at the Prison; (Gerald Carter; J.D.
Norton; Sir Arthur Carrington; Sir Richard Forrest)
Locations: 221B, Baker Street; Sussex; Grimstone Station; A
Dogcart; Grimstone Priory; Grimstone Village; The Old Bailey;
Regents Park; Outside a Prison
Story: The Secret Seven are not Enid Blyton's child
detectives but a group of non-religious monks, seven in number,
living in a priory in Sussex. The group's founder and leader,
Septimus Culthorpe, tells Holmes & Watson that two of the monks
have died in recent weeks, seemingly of natural causes, after
receiving identical letters in the post. A third monk has just
received a similar letter. Holmes & Watson join the order in
the guise of Brother Hive & Brother Healer, and having found
one of the letters hidden away, Holmes is quick to deduce the
manner in which the monks were killed, but not the culprit.
His researches at the local library reveal that some
years before, some jewels were stolen from the priory. On the
evening of his discovery a ghostly civil war army appears in the
fields outside. Holmes leaves the priory to continue his
investigations outside, but in his absence the monks' lambs and
chickens and fish are slaughtered. Holmes returns to reveal the
guilty party.
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Sherlock Holmes at the Varieties (2000)
Story Type: Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson; Billy;
Inspector Lestrade; Mrs. Hudson
Historical Characters: T.E. Dunville; G.H. Chirgwin; Marie
Lloyd; George Robey; (Mrs Robey; Robey's Agent; Wilkie Bard;
Phil May; Fred Karno)
Other Characters: Murphy's Audience; Orchestra; Can-Can
Dancers; Humpsti, Bumpsti & Rabbit; Conductor; Mr Murphy; Mr
Duncan; Mons Cinquivelli; Performers; Paddy Cox; Hansom Driver;
Errand Boy; Robey's Driver; Theatre Minion; Albert Harrison;
Shelby; Mr Charters; Professor Septimus Crockett; Barmaid; George
Phelps; Irish Tenor; Sealion Trainer; Colonel Pickering; Met
Call-Boy; Murphy's Stage Manager; Reigate Cab Driver; Joshua Flood;
Old Woman; Cabby; Castelli; Undertaker; Martha Grantham; Joe; Mavis
Love; Charles Robey; Constable; Mrs Robey; Mrs Beadle; Old Murphy /
Castelli; Messenger; (Tom Elcott; Mary Malone; Jimmy Grant;
Robey's Solicitor; Old Grimes; Billy's Uncle; Museum
Director)
Date: April or May, 1895
Locations: 221B, Baker Street; Murphy's Theatre of
Varieties; Finchley; Robey's Villa; Croydon; Museum of Stringed
Masterpieces; Metropolitan Music Hall; Reigate; Miller's Farm;
Train; Jarvis & Sons Funeral Parlour
Story: Holmes takes Watson to the Varieties, where Murphy
tells them that there are rumours being spread that the theatre is
haunted. During Robey's act, a sandbag crashes to the stage, the
rope cut, narrowly missing him. Visiting Robey's house they
discover that an imitation Gelado violin made by Robey has been
replaced with a genuine one. Back at the theatre a trio of
performing dogs have been mysteriously relocated during the night,
and Holmes hears more tales of the ghost. There are further ghostly
apparitions, and further attempts made on Robey's life. Holmes
sends Watson to Reigate to collect something alive in a basket, and
comes back to the news that Robey is dead and the ghost's identity
has been revealed. A resurrection in a funeral parlour brings the
would-be murderer to justice, but Watson finds himself saddled with
a pug-dog pup before the case is finally over.
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Anonymous
"The Ape of Agate" (1926)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: The Great Detective & His Boy Assistant
Other Characters: "Chink"; Policeman
Locations: The Great Detective's Rooms; Hotel Magnificent;
The Zoo
Story: The great detective investigates the murder of the
Maharajah of Chung-Lo. He learns from a servant that the
Maharajah's agate has been stolen by the Chinese. After a deal of
thought he visits the monkey cage at the zoo.
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"Baffled" (1919)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: Sherlog Combes
Other Characters: The Hound of the Vilkerbaskes; Lady
Client; (Husband; Baby)
Locations: Combes's Baker Street Rooms
Story: Not having had a case for years, elderly detective
Combes is visited by a woman. Having tried to deduce her reason for
calling, he confesses himself powerless in the face of London rents
when she tells him that she wants him to find a house for her
family.
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"B-Men" (1919)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Children's Parody
Detective: Sherlock Hums & Watson Bee
Other Characters: Buzzy, Baron of Brains; Royal Chef; King
Bumble Bee; Muggsy Moth; Sluggsy Moth; The Spider; Wiggly Worm;
Princess Honey; Fireflies; Water Bugs; Tapeworm; Two Butterflies;
Caterpillar; Spud; Potato-bug Squadron; Cenipede; Grasshoppers;
Grasshopper Captain; Jury; Judge Benjamin Beetle; Ambrose Ant; The
Electric Eel; Guards; Warder; (King's Guard)
Locations: Washingtub, D.H. (District of Hives); Honeycomb
Headquarters of the Bee Detective Bureau; The Palace; Wiggly Worm's
Den; The Spider's Web; Court of Common Fleas; Spider's Cell; The
Aquarium
Story: A message arrives at Bee Detective Bureau
Headquarters by cricket telegraph, but Watson Bee doesn't
understand it. Three days later Baron Buzzy arrives, sent by King
Bumble to consult Sherlock Hums over the Spider's kidnapping of
Princess Honey. The Royal Chef prepares the jelly roll ransom,
while Hums questions the Moth brothers. A reward is offered, but it
is stolen by the Spider. Buzzy bribes underworld boss Wiggly Worm
and sets out to rescue the Princess. Hums sets out to do battle
armed with a darning needle. Buzzy launches an all-out attack, and
Hums arrives when it is all over. The Spider is ried and sentenced
to the Electric Eel.
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"Danny Jones and the Great Detective"
Included in: Thrilling Detection & Mystery Stories
(Leonard Matthews)
Story Type: Children's Science Fiction
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes (The Great
Detective); Mrs Hudson
Other Characters: Danny Jones; Mr Norris; Solly Paunce;
Barmaid; Cabby; Street Arab; Cart Driver; Anarchists
Date: 1970s / 1895
Locations: Danny's House; Bottle Street, E1; Tavern; 221B,
Baker Street; Marmalade Factory; Danny's School
Story: Danny Jones has forgotten to do his history
homework, researching 19th century London, so uses his Time Clock
to take him to 1895. On arriving he is picked up by Solly Paunce,
and taken to a tavern, where he is drugged and his clock stolen. He
wakes up on the street where he is found by the Great Detective who
takes him to Baker Street. The Great Detective sets out after
Paunce, but after several hours, when he hasn't come back, a
message arrives in a jar of marmalade - he is being held prisoner
in a marmalade factory. Danny sets out to free him and retrieve his
clock, but ends up facing a gang of anarchists.
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"An Easy Case for Padlock Jones" (1903)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: Padlock Jones
Other Characters: Colonel Walkley; (Georgy Walkley;
Mother; Grandmother; Six Aunts; Nurse; Detectives; Boy; Tall, Dark
Man; Escaped Lunatic)
Locations: Jones's Office
Story: Walkley consults Jones when his pampered
four-year-old son is kidnapped. A tall man was seen giving him
apples when he was left at the garden gate by his nurse. Within an
hour Jones is able to send Walkley to the Bronx Insane Asylum to
reclaim his son.
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"Herlock Sholmes Again" (1903)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detectives: Herlock Sholmes & Swatson
Other Characters: Manicurist
Locations: Sholmes's Rooms
Story: Swatson brings Sholmes a glove. Before he makes a
startling series of deductions they have to decide if it should be
a novel or a short story. The glove's owner arrives to reclaim
it.
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"Holmes and the Startled Banker" (1897)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: Hemlock Coombs / Badlock Tombs / Townclock Fumes
/ Shylock Plumes / Hemlock Booms / Padlock Booms / Sherlock
Rooms
Other Characters: Narrator; William Wogglestone; (Scotland Yard Detectives)
Locations: Coombs's Room
Story: Coombs (who repeatedly changes his name throughout
the story) deduces that his friend is concerned about a suspender
button. He deduces that a servant girl is at the door, which opens
to reveal a disshevelled man, about whom he makes a series of
deductions before learning that he is bank president Wogglestone on
a quest for the gas company's offices.
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"In Sheep's Clothing" (1915)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: Corporal Holmes & Watson
Other Characters: Two Soldiers; Private Jones
Locations: Station Booking Office
Story: Watson finds himself on picquet duty at the railway
station. Two soldiers and a civilian enter the booking office.
Holmes identifies the civilian as an AWOL soldier in mufti, from a
dropped handkerchief.
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"Jack
El Destripador" (1945 translation by Anthony Boucher)
Included in: The Harlot Killer (Allan Barnard)
Story Type: Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Historical Characters: Jack The Ripper; Mr Warrn (Sir
Charles Warren)
Other Characters: Murphy; Lilian Bell; Harriette Blunt;
Grover Bell; Harry Taxon; Mrs. Bonnet; Mrs. Cajana; Comtesse de
Malmaison; Marquis de Malmaison; Comtesse's maid; Carlos Lake; Dr.
Roberto Fitzgerald; Ruth Fitzgerald; Captain Harry Thomson
Date: 1888
Locations: Warrn's office; Lilian's bedroom; opium den
Story: Warrn is telling Holmes of the 37 victims of the
Ripper, when Holmes's rival, Murphy, arrives with news of another -
the singer Lilian Bell. Holmes & Murphy make a £1000 bet as to
which of them will catch the Ripper. Holmes visits an opium den, at
which Bell was a customer and learns that she was supplied by an
Indian doctor. At that moment the Ripper claims another victim, the
Comtesse de Malmaison. Holmes finally resorts to disguising himself
as a woman in order to catch the Ripper.
NOTE: The "translation" by Anthony Boucher
that appears in EQMM and The Harlot Killer is, in
fact, a summary of the plot of the original Spanish version.
Holmes's assistant is named Harry Taxon, their landlady is Mrs.
Bonnet.
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"The Marischal Manor Mystery" (1923)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody / Script
Detectives: Smallpox Soles & Dr Rotson
Other Characters: Dr Von Leuwicutz; (Mrs Sudson;
Professor O'Myhatty; Madame Flannelette; Lady Mary Bezzlement; The
Honourable Minerva Lynne; Sir Arthur Bone-and-Oil;
Squiller)
Locations: Soles' Study; Marischal Manor
Story: Soles and Rotson travel to Marischal Manor where the
Honourable Minerva Lynne has been charged with the murder of a
small boy. Rotson finds a clue. Back in their rooms they are
visited by Von Leuwicutz who reveals that he has poisoned Soles,
but Soles is too clever for him, even if he does manage to lose
Rotson.
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"Mary of the Prairie, or, Should She Have Let
Him?" (1927)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detectives: Gabriel Syme & Blotson
Other Characters: Steve Roughneck; Mary (of the Prairie);
Mary's Mother; Mary's Father; Pedro; Arab; Captain of the St
Vitus; Cannibals
Locations: The Prairie; Dead Dog Ranch; Symes' Rooms; The
Desert; Aboard the St Vitus; Island
Story: Cowpuncher Roughneck is in love with Mary (of the
prairie), who is kidnapped by Pedro. Mary's father calls on Syme to
find her. After searching everywhere, Roughneck arrives in the
desert. Mary, meanwhile is shipwrecked on a cannibal island.
Roughneck charters a plane and searches the islands, Mary is
captured by the cannibals, Syme and Blotson remove their
disguises.
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"The Missing Whisky Case" (1950)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detectives: Herlock Sholmes & Wactor "Wacky" Dotson
Other Characters: Tom; Club Secretary
Locations: Sholmes's Apartment; The Club
Story: Sholmes receives a phone call telling him that
whisky has been stolen from the club. He visits the club and
decides that their is nothing he can do about it.
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"The Mystery of 2643, Pte. Chugwater" (1915)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detectives: Chublock Bones & Potson
Other Characters: Orderly; (Private Chugwater; Company
Commander; Potson's Grandmother; 2nd Lieutenant Bryman; Brigadier;
Offficers; Emilina Brown; Smith)
Date: September
Locations: Bones's Dugout in France
Story: Bones is baffled by Private Chugwaters'
disappearance. He deduces that Potson is wearing a cholera belt
knitted by his grandmother, and discovers that the missing man had
had an argument with Bryman, was suspected of poisoning the food in
the officers' mess, and that a man answering his description has
been seen at Barton Fair in Gloucester. The following day Bones
announces that he has located the missing man.
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"Purple Peanut" (1930)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr Watson
Other Characters: Earl of Beeston; Taxi Driver; (Purple
Peanut; Count of Claypit Lane)
Locations: Watson's Apartment; Leeds; Cross Flatts Court
Story: The Earl of Beeston calls, is tied up by Holmes,
inspected, released, and reveals his dog, Purple Peanut has lost at
the greyhound track and he suspects foul play. Holmes dons a
Highlander disguise, and discovers the culprit and a plot involving
mortgages and lamp-posts.
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"Sherlock Holmes and the Missing Box" (1893)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Advertisement
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr Watson; Mrs
Watson
Other Characters: Watson's Servants
Locations: Watson's Home
Story: Watson loses a box and its valuable contents. He
calls in Holmes, who, after a series of deductions about Watson's
recent activities, offers Watson, in the throes of a bilious
attack, some of his own Beecham's Pills to replace the missing ones
and ease his discomfort.
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"Sherlock Holmes Boards a Pirate Craft"
(1903)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; The Hound of the
Baskervilles; Dr Watson
Historical Characters: (Captain Kidd)
Other Characters: Pirate Chief; The Criminal Club; Scotland
Yard Officers; (Inspector Cram)
Locations: Aboard the Mary Ann
Story: The captive damsel aboard the pirate vessel Mary
Ann is actually Holmes in disguise. They attempt to raffle off
the maiden among the crew, but she sends them off to look for
Captain Kidd's treasure and hands their ship over to Scotland
Yard.
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"Sherlock Holmes Umpires Baseball" (1906)
Included in: Sherlock Holmes in America (Bill Blackbeard); The
Game Is Afoot (Marvin Kaye)
Story Type: Parody
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Other Characters: Old-timers; Leftfoot; Rightfoot; The
Knockers; The Pickle Eaters; Umpire; Captain
Locations: Downtown Cigar Stand; Small Town Baseball Ground
in Iowa
Story: At a small town Iowa baseball game Holmes becomes
umpire and sorts out a question of identity regarding two identical
twin players known as 'Leftfoot' & 'Rightfoot'.
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"When the Spirits Rapped" (1919)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detectives: Sherlog Combes & Dr Potson
Historical Characters: (Julius Caesar)
Other Characters: Trixter's Assistant; Two Lady Novelists;
Labour M.P.; Professor Foljambe; Professor Trixter
Locations: Combes's Study; Bloomsbury
Story: The aging detective, Combes, attends a Séance given
by Professor Trixter. Musical instruments play and the spirit of
Caesar talks about his involvement in the events of 1066, the
Armada, and Bannockburn. After fifteen minutes of inactivity, the
sitters find themselves in an empty room with empty
pockets.
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Anthony Armstrong
"The Reigate Road Murder" (1926)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detectives: Holmlock Shears & Watnot
Other Characters: Lady; Husband
Locations: Shears's Baker Street Rooms; Lady's House; (Shears's Baker Street Urchins)
Story: Shears is visited by a lady whose husband has been
murdered. Scotland Yard are baffled: not only can they not find the
murderer, they can't even find the corpse. Shears visits the house
and deduces that the three murderers rode away on bicycles in the
direction of Reigate.
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"The Scarlet Pimple" (1926)
Included in: As It Might Have Been (Robert C.S. Adey)
Story Type: Parody
Detective: Holmlock Shears
Other Characters: Citizen Tinquier-Fouville; Citizen
Shovealong; Citizen Wathot; Prisoners; The Scarlet Pimple; (Old
Man; Carrier)
Date: The third day of Nivôse in the year I of the
Republic
Locations: Paris; Rue de Cordeliers
Story: Tinquier-Fouville & Shovealong await the capture
of the Scarlet Pimple. Watchman Wathot brings four prisoners he
believes to be the Pimple. One of the prisoners is Shears who has
crossed over from the following edition's story when the author
left the two manuscripts lying next to each other. He reveals the
Pimple's identity before returning to his own story.
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Jake Arnott
"Ten Lords A-Leaping" (2004)
Included in: Best British Mystery Stories 2006 (Maxim
Jakubowski); 12 Days (Shelley Silas)
Story Type: Homage
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; (Reginald
Musgrave)
Fictional Characters: Inspector Bucket
Historical Characters: Karl Marx; Friedrich Engels
Other Characters: Lord Beckworth; Parsons; Working Men's
Association Delegate; Constable; Elizabeth Cardew; Chinaman;
Malays; Opium Smokers; Policemen; (Ralph Beckworth; Ralph's
Footman; Beckworth's Parlour Maid)
Locations: Marx's Rooms; Bloomsbury; Soho; Greek Street;
Mayfair; The Beckworth House; A Pub; Limehouse; Opium Den; British
Museum
Story: Although the description of the cigars in the coal
scuttle, the Persian slipper and the jack-knife would have us
believe otherwise, we are, in fact, in the rooms lived in by Karl
Marx. Engels introduces Lord Beckworth to Marx. Beckworth tells
them of the family curse which has led to death through various
types of fall for the previous nine lords. Visiting his Mayfair
house the following day, they learn that Beckworth has been killed
falling downstairs, and find Inspector Bucket in attendance.
Parsons the butler is missing, and there is a small green flower
clenched in the hand of the corpse. Marx takes on the task of
solving the crime and notices that they are being followed. A visit
to Little Italy, an interview with the dead man's fiancée and a
visit to a Limehouse opium den draw the case to its unhappy close.
A week later Marx introduces Engels to a young man he has met at
the British Museum, just embarking on a career as a private
detective.
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Mark Aronson
"The Adventure of the Second Scarf" (1995)
Included in: Sherlock Holmes in Orbit (Mike Resnick &
Martin H. Greenberg)
Story Type: Science Fiction Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Dr. Watson; Sherlock Holmes
Other Characters: Elias Hatch; Drimba; Altor Benn; Aliens;
Imperial Prime Ministers; Guards; Four-Armed Waiter; The Filgi
Date: Autumn, 1897
Locations: 221B, Baker Street; Baker Street; Liverpool Street
Station; Drimba's Building; Drimba's Spacecraft; Benn's Ship; The
Moon
Story: Returning to Baker Street after a walk on which
Holmes astounds Watson with his deductions, they encounter Drimba,
who Holmes deduces to be an alien. He takes them aboard his
spacecraft to investigate the murder of Altor Benn, a mediator,
aboard his ship, with no way for the murderer to escape. Benn has
been stabbed through the neck, an orange scarf wrapped tightly
around the neck, and his ship drained of oxygen. At a base station
on the moon where interplanetary peace talks are underway, Holmes
is introduced to the Filgi guards, a computer, which he rapidly
names "Mycroft" and the Prime Ministers of two worlds, one of whom
he must save from assassination.
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Marvin Aronson
"There's a Time and a Place for Everything"
(1976)
Included in: More Leaves from the Copper Beeches (The Sons of
the Copper Beeches)
Story Type: Science Fiction Pastiche
Canonical Characters: James Phillimore; Mrs Hudson;
Sherlock Holmes; (Dr Watson)
Historical Characters: Marvin Aronson
Other Characters: Cox & Co Attendant; Auctioneer;
Millenium Debater; Sightseeing Couple; Newsboy; Student Nurse
Date: 11th April, 1975 / July 7th, 1999 / July 7th, 1899 -
April, 1900
Locations: London; Cox & Company; Holmes Hotel; Lewes,
Delaware; Greenwich; Naval Museum; Seaman's Hospital; Bond Street;
221B, Baker Street
Story: On holiday in London, Aronson attends an auction at
Cox & Co., where he finds himself sitting next to Phillimore.
Phillimore buys a gasogene, and after himself buying a dispatch
box, Aronson notices that Phillimore has left his umbrella behind.
The dispatch box contains a manuscript that tells a story written
in 1900, but beginning in 1999 when the narrator finds himself
transported from Delaware to Greenwich in 1899. After an attempt to
reverse the process he finds himself in hospital being addressed as
"Mr Phillimore". He decides to visit Holmes for help, and after he
has tested him on his knowledge of the canon, Holmes makes
calculations that will return him to his own time. A second
document in the dispatch case reveals Phillimore's true
identity.
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Isaac Asimov
"The Ultimate Crime" (1976)
Included in: Sherlock Holmes Through Time & Space (Isaac
Asimov, Martin Harry Greenberg & Charles G. Waugh)
Story Type: Homage
Canonical Characters: (Professor Moriarty)
Other Characters: Roger Halsted; Thomas Trumbull; Emmanuel
Rubin; Geoffrey Avalon; Mario Gonzalo; Henry; Ronald Mason; James
Drake
Story: After general discussion of Sherlockian activities
at a Black Widowers' monthly banquet, discussion turns to finding a
suitable topic for a Sherlockian paper for Mason, a member of the
Baker Street Irregulars. They choose to attempt to deduce the topic
of Moriarty's Dynamics of An Asteroid. After much discussion
it is Henry, their waiter, who comes up with the most acceptable
solution.
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A.A. Attanasio
"Sherlock Holmes and Basho" (1984)
Included in: Beastmarks (A.A. Attanasio)
Story Type: Pastiche (Narrated partly by Basho)
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson
Historical Characters: Basho
Other Characters:
Locations: The castle town of Broken Skulls; the anciant caves
of potters; 221B, Baker Street
Story: The poet, Basho, meets an ugly stranger on a
journey, who makes a number of deductions about him. In Baker
Street, Holmes tells Watson of a dream in which he met the
poet.
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Bliss Austin
"The Final Problem" (1946)
Included in: The Queen's Awards, 1946 (Ellery Queen)
Story Type: Homage
Canonical Characters: (Professor Moriarty; Colonel
Moran)
Fictional Characters: Ellery Queen; Inspector Queen;
Sergeant Velie
Historical Characters: Christopher Morley; Howard
Haycraft
Other Characters: Hugh Ashton; Dr. Dundy; Professor Gill;
Hale Club doorman; night watchman
Date: 1946
Locations: Ellery Queen's Study; Christopher Morley's Study; A
Train; Old Haven; Hale University; A Hotel; Ashton's Rooms; (The
Hale Club)
Story: Ellery tells Morley & Haycraft that he has
received a plain envelope containing a playing card in the morning
post. He then mentions a story by Hugh Ashton, a graduate student,
entered in the EQMM short story competition. Ashton has
asked for its return, because a friend, Professor Moriarty, has
offered to publish it for him. Shortly thereafter Ellery dies, he
has clearly been poisoned. The following day Ashton's body is found
at the foot of a cliff. Morley & Haycraft travel with Inspector
Queen to Old Haven to investigate; they are met at the station by
Colonel Moran, a local police officer. In Ashton's rooms they find
evidence of a new story outline on a piece of carbon paper, but
during the night it is stolen from Inspector Queen's room. When the
Inspector himself is shot it is left to Morley, Haycraft &
Velie to wrap up the loose ends.
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Graham Avery
Sherlock Holmes and the Strange Events at the Bank
of England (1997)
Story Type: Pastiche
Canonical Characters: Sherlock Holmes; Dr. Watson; Mrs.
Hudson; Inspector Lestrade; (Mycroft Holmes)
Fictional Characters:
Historical Characters: Samuel Stewart Gladstone; Augustus
Prevost; Arthur Conran Blomfield; Earl of Rosebery
Other Characters: Gladstone's Coachman; Bank Gatekeeper;
Bank Messengers; Bank Porters; Junior Clerk; Charles Pedric;
Cabbies; Mrs. Carter; James Carter; Lad in Collinson Street; Golden
Fleece Landlord; Sir Peter Langaton; Cowley Place Servants;
Langaton's Guests; Valentina D'Arth; Ralph Dickinson; Lady
Sinclair; Amelia Dingleton; Henson; German Commercial Attaché;
Diplomat; Diplomat's Wife; Prison Warder; Bank Duty Officer; (Bank Guards; Head Storeman; Geldstein; Hajardo; Landrous;
Fielstein; Li Wang; Count Rossildi; Night Porter; Charlie Slade
'The Count' / 'Counterfeit Charlie'; D'Arth's Women)
Date: August, 1899 or 1900, (or 1894-1895)
Locations: 221B, Baker Street; Bank of England; Hansom
Cabs; Southwark; 14, Collinson Street; The Golden Fleece; Surrey;
Cowley Place; Wormwood Scrubs
Story: Mycroft sends Gladstone, the governor of the Bank of
England to Holmes after several cases of special bonds printed for
the bank's centenary are found to be missing from its vaults.
Holmes travels to the bank, where he meets Lestrade, and examines
the vaults. His underworld contacts can tell him nothing about the
theft, and Mycroft is little more help. Returning to the bank he
learns of a night porter who reported hearing a ghostly women's
voices three nights before the robbery. Although the theft seems
pointless, the bonds being worth nothing until the issue day, and,
besides, having traceable serial numbers, the Prime Minister
arrives at Baker Street and tells Holmes that the theft represents
a threat to the stability of the British Empire. Invited to Cowley
Place, Sir Peter Langaton's country house, they encounter Valentina
D'Arth, heiress to a large building company. The following day
Langaton is stricken with a mystery illness. Holmes believes he has
solved the case, but has no evidence of how it was done. Back in
London Lestrade announces an arrest. Another visit to the Bank, and
a visit from a lady draw Holmes closer to a solution. A second
visit reveals the truth.
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